Bawlmerese…

It is said that he life of a Baltimore Army Lietenat may have been saved by Bawlmerese during the Battle of the Bulge in World War II. He was suspected of being a Nazi spy in American uniform by the Military Police, as there were many such spies. However, another military policeman, himself from Bawlmer, heard the suspect pronounce his hometown as “Bawlmer”. Knowing that only a native pronounces it as such, he was FREE to GO!

Practice your Bawlmerese
amblanz: ambulance
AO’s: O’s
baffrum: bathroom
Bawlmer: Baltimore
birfday: birthday
cafflick: Catholic
de: the
dem: them
dere: there
fahr: fire
flare: flower
liberry: library
murca: America
murlin: Maryland
oryulus: orioles
poeleece: police
wrench: rinse
Sairdee: Saturday
spensive: expensive
tar: tire
toofpace: toothpaste
torst: tourist
turlet: toilet
zink: sink